A special thanks to Erachet for help on this one.
10) "Will these last for 10 days without being refrigerated?"
9) "No. That one is chametz. The blue one is for Pesach."
8) "There is no way we have to clean that! Chametz could never get in there!"
7) "We have a cheese grater for Pesach? We don't have one for all year round! This is becoming chametz next week."
6) "No. That one is fleishig. The gray one is milchig."
5) "How did this all fit last year? Did we buy any new things?"
4) "Have you ever made Pesach before? All the shopping is NEVER done!"
3) "What were you DOING in the bathroom for the last half hour?"
2) "Well, if there's nothing left for me to do, why do I have to stay?"
1) "Are you EATING!? We're all cleaning in here!"